Kid Rock Tells Fake News Mainstream Media to “Go Fuck Yourselves”

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Even if rock star Kid Rock is not even a candidate yet officially speaking, he’s already leading his possible DEM rival Senator Debbie Stabenow in the polls and also his REP contenders in a potential primary battle. As per a Daily Caller article from July, Kid Rock leads Stabenow with more than 2 percent, but let that go.

On July 12th, Kid Rock also known as Robert Ritchie (just kidding) confirmed his intention to run (as a Republican) for a Senate seat in his home-state Michigan. However, even if he has not launched his Senatorial campaign officially, Kid Rock is already making headlines. According to various mainstream media reports, Kid Rock was accused of breaking campaign law. His response was epic:

I am starting to see reports from the misinformed press and the fake news on how I am in violation of breaking campaign law.

#1 I have still not officially announced my candidacy.

#2 See #1 and go fuck yourselves.

Everyone else, Have a great Labor Day (I will be spending mine WORKING in one of the greatest cities in America – Grand Rapids, Michigan!!)

Rock on.
Kid Rock



Some Republicans are very happy to see Kid Rock running for Senate:


Just like the Donald, Kid Rock is not a politician and that in itself is the biggest endorsement one could get. And just like Trump, all Kid Rock has to do to get elected is to preach common sense points and stick to them while in office.