Following President Donald Trump’s epic United Nations address, North Korea’s dear leader Kim Jong-un seems to have suffered a nervous breakdown, as the crazy fat kid described the Donald’s UN speech to be a true-blue declaration of war and threatened America with the “highest level of hard line counter measure in history” while labeling the POTUS as mentally deranged.
In a rare address to his nation and the world (Kim seems to be very camera-shy, i.e. he’s not seen often giving live interviews), North Korea’s dictator made a strong case for the side effects of too much Swiss cheese and steroids on one’s mental health, as he was quoted as saying:
“Far from making remarks of any persuasive power that can be viewed to be helpful to defusing tension, he made unprecedented rude nonsense one has never heard from any of his predecessors. A frightened dog barks louder.
“His remarks remind me of such words as ‘political layman’ and political heretic’ which were in vogue in reference to Trump during his presidential election campaign.
Now that Trump has denied the existence of and insulted me and my country in front of the eyes of the world and made the most ferocious declaration of a war in history that he would destroy the DPRK, we will consider with seriousness exercising of a corresponding highest level of hard line counter measure in history.
His remarks … have convinced me, rather than frightening or stopping me, that the path I chose is correct and that it is the one I have to follow to the last. “I am now thinking hard about what response he could have expected when he allowed such eccentric words to trip off his tongue. Whatever Trump might have expected, he will face results beyond his expectation. I will surely and definitely tame the mentally deranged U. S. dotard with fire.”
On Thursday, President Trump signed a new executive order that is aimed at punishing both companies/financial institutions and individuals that still do business with Pyongyang. Trump has said that his mission is to completely “denuclearize” North Korea’s “criminal rogue regime”.
Trump told reporters:
“The new executive order will cut off sources of revenue that fund North Korea’s efforts to develop the deadliest weapons known to humankind.
For much too long, North Korea has been allowed to abuse the international financial system to facilitate funding for its nuclear weapons and missile programs. The United States has had representatives working on this problem for over 25 years, and they have done nothing.”
“That is why we are in the problem that we are in today, in addition to, frankly, other countries not doing what they should have done,”