NKorea Threatens to Start a War with US over Kim Jong-un Fat Jibes

To quote from the classics: the tragedy ends, the farce begins. Or is it war drums on the horizon? Hard to say, but today’s bellicose news are coming from the despotic communist regime of North Korea, whose dear leader Kim Jong-un has been badly hurt by Senator John McCain calling him a crazy fat kid.

As a consequence, the crazy (cheese obsessed) fat kid who also happens to be the despotic ruler of a nuclear armed country threatened all out (nuclear) war with the United States.

The relatively senile US Senator McCain made those hilarious remarks about Kim Jong-un while he was discussing North Korea’s recent ballistic missile tests together with the crazy fat kid’s repeated threats to obliterate the United States.

Kim Jong-un seems to enjoy making stupid threats when he’s not inspecting food factories and catering plants in a country where its impoverished people often eat bark and the food is severely rationed.

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Senator McCain said during an MSNBC interview:

“China is the only one that can control Kim Jong-un, this crazy fat kid that’s running North Korea. They could stop North Korea’s economy in a week. They haven’t, because the Chinese have to understand there’s a penalty… imposed by us if they don’t reign in an individual that can literally start a world war, and more importantly, perhaps in the short term, strike the United States of America.”

North Korea hit back on McCain by saying that:

“What they uttered to dare hurt the dignity of the supreme leadership of the DPRK is just a manifestation of their worst hostility toward the DPRK’s ideology and social system and its people and a grave provocation little short of declaration of war against it. The service personnel and people of the DPRK are regarding the dignity of their supreme leadership as their life and soul.

The US must know very well about how they react to any offensive acts against it.

John McCain and Ted Cruz made a provocation tantamount to declaration of war against the DPRK. The DPRK will take steps to counter it.”

What’s incredibly funny in a country where famine is a regular occurrence is the fact that North Korean scientist claimed in the past that they’ve invented a cure for obesity.

They may be true if the cure is a diet composed of 100 grams of rice and bark/day. However, looking at chubby Kim, it’s pretty obvious that he’s either not following it or it doesn’t work at all.

On a somber note, North Korea’s regime is going along with its nuclear weapons program, testing rockets in a quest for developing ICBMs that could hit America’s West coast, thus killing millions.

Japan is currently in a controlled panic mode, with its lawmakers asking for new laws that would allow Tokyo to launch preemptive strikes against the crazed North Korean regime which seems to have gone rogue.

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