North Korea Prepares for Total War With the West

Tuesday was a big day for the crazy fat kid Kim Jong-un, as North Korea’s military celebrated its anniversary with the biggest-in-history live fire artillery drills, together with shooting torpedoes and rockets at mock targets simulating enemy (read US) ships.

While the North Korean dictator also known as Fat Kim saluted, his devoted army fired more than three hundred large caliber artillery shells along NKorea’s Wosan coast. A day later, on Wednesday respectively, the United States conducted a joint military exercise with its South Korean allies, including live fire drills right near the DMZ (the demilitarized zone), i.e. near the North Korean border.

In what can be best described as a pissing contest between nuclear-armed countries, President Donald Trump also known as the Prince of Peace judging from his very reasonable campaign rhetoric (which is gone baby gone now as he seems to have been turned full neocon) called Kim Jong-un’s bluff, claiming that the North Korean army is a paper tiger, as in not as strong as it appears to be and he also blamed the global community (read China) for not putting the leash on that horrible dictatorship.

Meanwhile, Kim Jong-un had the time of his young life, playing with his toy-army soldiers, i.e. hundreds of tanks which were neatly lined up along the Wonsan coast line in a show of military prowess, while his ancient artillery fired shells at mock targets, together with the NKorean navy simulating torpedo attacks.

To put gas on the fire, President Trump told UN Security Council members that the status quo on the North Korean regime is unacceptable and the UN must get ready to impose further sanctions on the Pyongyang. The POTUS has said on Monday:

‘This is a real threat to the world, whether we want to talk about it or not.North Korea is a big world problem, and it’s a problem we have to finally solve. People have put blindfolds on for decades, and now it’s time to solve the problem.’