Hillary Clinton is planning to release a new book called “What Happened”, a book aimed at explaining her personal issues and thoughts with regard to what went wrong during the 2016 presidential election cycle.
Obviously, social media, especially Twitter users and those who make a living from being a garden variety of troll extraordinaire came up instantly with alternative titles to former “First Female President of the US” (that if you were reading the mainstream media prior to the election) new book. However, one may ask how the hell can she write a tell-all book when under oath she could not remember anything of her past? It’s also worth mentioning that both Bill and Hillary have been paid over twenty million dollars from book publishers to tell their stories, when they have collectively testified over 300 times under oath that they can’t remember anything.
Using the hashtag ‘Better Names for Hillary’s Book’, we scouted the bowels of the internet and here are some of the best tweets. Buckle up and enjoy the ride:
I Got The Most Votes & Still Lost: The Rigged American Election#BetterNamesForHillarysBook
— O (@Onision) July 27, 2017
How To Set Up A Secure Mail Server #BetterNamesForHillarysBook
— Keith Barrett (@KeithBarrett) July 27, 2017
Seth Rich Died Tryiin’ #BetterNamesForHillarysBook
— Michael Salamone (@MichaelSalamone) July 27, 2017
All Quiet on the Wisconsin Front #BetterNamesForHillarysBook
— Paul Sacca (@Paul_Sacca) July 27, 2017
$1 Billion spent on my campaign and all I get is this lousy book.
— Independent Thinker (@iThinker28) July 27, 2017
Struggling with Acceptance: The Hillary Clinton Story. #BetterNamesForHillarysBook
— DC (@nerdydad6) July 27, 2017
How to lose an election in 10 days #BetterNamesForHillarysBook
— Jesse James (@jalmeida311) July 27, 2017
I Came, I Saw, I Lost #BetterNamesForHillarysBook
— project528 (@project528) July 27, 2017
How I Blew an 85% Chance of Winning Faster than Monica Blew Bill.#BetterNamesForHillarysBook
— Guff (@Lockersawks) July 27, 2017