“Ungrateful Fool!” Trump Goes in for Kill Shot on Ingrate LaVar Ball

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In case you’re not a news hound, you should know that the Chinese government released 3 UCLA basketball players from jail last week. The three US citizens were accused of shoplifting from a Gucci store and given that this is China and stealing is a serious felony, they were looking at up to ten years in a Chinese jail.

Enter the Donald, who makes a call to his buddy, Chinese President Xi Jinping, and due to the fact that he wrote The Art of the Deal, the POTUS was able to negotiate the release of the three American felons. Hence, the happy trio was out of the Chinese prison system in two shakes of a lamb’s tail.  However, since no good deed remains unpunished, LaVar Ball, who is the father of one of the detained UCLA players refused to thank the POTUS for his magnanimous gesture.


LaVar Bell went so far he gave an interview for the very-fake-news CNN and told CNN host Chris Cuomo that him (not the POTUS) was responsible for his son release from the Chinese jail. Ball was quoted as saying:

Who? What was he over there for? Don’t tell me nothing. Everybody wants to make it seem like he helped me out.”

“I don’t have to go around saying thank you to everybody. He didn’t call me, I didn’t shake his hand. He didn’t have to say that. I have to know what somebody’s doing before I say thank you. I’m just not going to go around saying thank you. Now if you come shake my hand and meet me or meet my son or anybody and then say ‘Ok, you know what? Maybe I can help you out.’ Let’s do it that way,”

The Donald’s response on Wednesday was epic: